Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

  1. #1
    Moderator Matt Molnar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    9,302

    Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

    NYCAviation:
    Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Airport Security Checkpoint



    A 25-lb housecat squiggled away from its owner at Newark Airport on Tuesday morning, proceeding to wedge itself into a 4-inch space beneath a luggage screening machine and forcing a Terminal A security checkpoint to be temporarily closed.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

  2. #2
    Senior Member wunaladreamin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    A word to the wise...keep it under your hat...no one is to know...
    Posts
    3,026

    Re: Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

    A 25lb cat?!?!?! Holy crap! Aside from numerous dirty comments I'm fighting back, that's just crazy. Why not have the thing crated? Or at that size, palletized?

    No rats here! They all ran away!
    R.I.P. Matt Molnar 1979-2013
    #DeleteThePickleSmoocher
    LETS GO CAPS!
    http://www.sopicturethis.net

  3. #3
    NLovis
    Guest

    Re: Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

    Jes that cat would give Garfield a run for his money :mrgreen:

  4. #4
    Senior Member hiss srq's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Around here and near there.
    Posts
    5,565

    Re: Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

    No one likes a loose *****!
    Southwest Airlines-"Once it pop's it's time to stop" Southwest Airlines-"Our Shamu's are almost real" Southwest Airlines -"We blow our top real easy" Southwest Airlines- "You can't top us..... really"

  5. #5
    NLovis
    Guest

    Re: Escaped Cat Forces Closure of Newark Security Checkpoint

    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    No one likes a loose *****!
    Ok rat pack move along :lol:

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •