Tuesday, May 19, 2009
SPOKANE, Wash. -- It might look ordinary enough: A mother duck nesting on a ledge in downtown Spokane and a banker watching from his second floor window.
But when the ducks hatched and the mother needed to get her ducklings to fresh water, a big problem became obvious.
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
That's pretty neat. Mama duck is awfully dumb, though.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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