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Meet Woody, the bird with a massive pecker that's triple the normal size

Without its beak, a woodpecker would be up a gumtree.
But as the well-endowed fellow shows, it's possible to have too much of a good thing.

The great spotted male, a regular visitor to a garden in North Yorkshire, has a bill more than twice the normal size.
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