The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make any one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said,"Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Wow, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Guys, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Okay, Frank, how'd it go?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed,
then I kissed him goodnight, patted his ass and said sleep good sweetie".
So Daryl stayed up all night and watched me.
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