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  1. 02-10-2007, 07:03 PM #1
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    Stewardess Faces Sack & Is Now Sacked!

    Here's a wild one from Australia!

    http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 01,00.html
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  2. 02-10-2007, 08:24 PM #2
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    Hey you violate the rules as well as the fact that safety is involved and you can expect such things to happen. That is probably a larger safety issue than anything if you ask me because in the event somthing happens on board while shes romping on the job it could be serious for all involved. Though for the most part all the F/A's do is doll out snack mix and cokes the real reason they are up there is discovered when everything goes to hell. Safety first! In more ways than one
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  3. 02-12-2007, 12:27 PM #3
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    London Daily Mail:
    Cabin girl in hiding 'after liaison with Fiennes on a flight'
    Last updated at 22:14pm on 11th February 2007

    A flight attendant accused of having sex in an aircraft toilet with actor Ralph Fiennes was in hiding last night after being grounded without pay.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  4. 02-18-2007, 11:53 PM #4
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    Well, since I originally posted this story, here's the unhappy ending.....at least for the flight attendent.

    http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 01,00.html
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  5. 02-19-2007, 03:56 AM #5
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    Both idiots.

    Her: For doing it
    Him: For having unprotected sex with a stranger on your way to lecture destitute Indians about safe sex, and then not denying it happened, which could have saved the poor dumb broad her job, and prevented his girlfriend from dumping him
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  6. 02-19-2007, 07:25 AM #6
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    Wow, I must say that if she is typical, even Qantas's older FAs don't look bad...
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  7. 02-19-2007, 07:37 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    Both idiots.

    Her: For doing it
    Him: For having unprotected sex with a stranger on your way to lecture destitute Indians about safe sex, and then not denying it happened, which could have saved the poor dumb broad her job, and prevented his girlfriend from dumping him


    amen...
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  8. 02-19-2007, 10:32 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nonstop2AUH
    Wow, I must say that if she is typical, even Qantas's older FAs don't look bad...
    If this was a game of raw dawg naw dawg (Orlando radio station) I would have to say naw dawg to that.
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  9. 02-19-2007, 02:08 PM #9
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    She does look pretty wretched in that first pic that's been in most of the articles, but The Daily Mail of London had a more recent one in which she looks decent...

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  10. 02-19-2007, 02:25 PM #10
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    Those are some HUGE hands
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  11. 02-19-2007, 02:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    Those are some HUGE hands
    all the more easier for her to play with something :twisted:

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  12. 02-19-2007, 03:19 PM #12
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    [quote=Alex T]
    Quote Originally Posted by "hiss srq":c3a3c
    Those are some HUGE hands
    all the more easier for her to play with something :twisted:

    Alex[/quote:c3a3c]

    She'd still have to use tweezers for you Alex, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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  13. 02-19-2007, 04:32 PM #13
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    Maybe I'm just getting old (the last batch of 20-something EK girls I met clearly thought so) but I'd take the English Patient's table scraps...
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