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  1. 01-24-2007, 03:34 PM #1
    SWABoeing737
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    This is funny!

    Speaking as an orginal Houstonian....



    A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to
    land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

    INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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  2. 01-24-2007, 03:41 PM #2
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    :P Of course that would be RW 27L.
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  3. 01-24-2007, 03:46 PM #3
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    ha ha ha ha thats great
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  4. 01-24-2007, 04:02 PM #4
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    Fantastic.
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  5. 01-24-2007, 04:18 PM #5
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    Yes, I know the runways were off, but I got this as an email.
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  6. 01-24-2007, 05:17 PM #6
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    Saudi 9/11 and Iran 7-11 maybe?
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  7. 01-24-2007, 09:54 PM #7
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    Funny, good ol' Texas humor!
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  8. 01-25-2007, 07:17 PM #8
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    haha great stuff
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