This is funny!

Speaking as an orginal Houstonian....



A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to
land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?

:P Of course that would be RW 27L.

ha ha ha ha thats great

Fantastic.

Yes, I know the runways were off, but I got this as an email.

Saudi 9/11 and Iran 7-11 maybe?

Funny, good ol' Texas humor!

haha great stuff