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    When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    Miami Herald:
    Police: Traveler got on Miami plane using fake badge

    BY DAVID OVALLE
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    Carrying a ''Fisher Island Chief of Police'' badge and claiming he was a U.S. air marshal, Mark Rimkufski convinced Miami airline employees to allow him on a flight after the gate had closed, police said.

    The ruse landed him in jail, Miami-Dade police said, when he was confronted -- by real air marshals on the plane.

    Rimkufski, 49, was later charged with falsely impersonating a law enforcement officer. He was scheduled to appear in Miami-Dade court Thursday but did not because he was hospitalized for unspecified reasons.

    There is no Fisher Island police department. [Full Article]
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    DUMB.
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    A FEDERAL FAIL!!!
    "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    What an idiot.
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    Time to thin the herd...
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    A FEDERAL FAIL!!!
    LMAO!
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    Re: When Late For a Plane, Don't Say You Are an Air Marshal

    Here's your sign...

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