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    Man Covers Self in Feces, Attacks Flight Attendant

    Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl
    The FBI is looking into a bizarre and frightening incident aboard a commercial jet heading from Houston to Omaha last Friday involving an unstable passenger.

    It began with a middle-aged man leaving the plane's lavatory covered in his own feces. "Oh, it was awful. It was worse than that."

    Stacey, from Houston, who asked that we not use her last name, says the small commuter jet had just one flight attendant in the cabin, a young man who moved the other passengers forward to empty seats and kept the unkept passenger in the back row. [Full Story]
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Man Covers Self in Feces, Attacks Flight Attendant

    Holy ****
    And I, I took the path less traveled by
    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

    http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?userid=187

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    Re: Man Covers Self in Feces, Attacks Flight Attendant

    Quote Originally Posted by mirrodie
    Holy ****
    Haha LMAO :lol:
    Patrick O --- Staten Island, NY

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    Re: Man Covers Self in Feces, Attacks Flight Attendant

    My bad, guys. My previous days' meal was so good, I wanted to enjoy it again and share it with others.
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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