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    Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

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    Jury selection was under way Monday in the trial of Texas man accused of slaying a woman and cooking her dismembered body on barbecue grills, prosecutors said.
    Timothy Wayne Shepherd, 28, of Houston, has been charged with choking his former girlfriend, Texas A&M engineering student Tynesha Stewart, to death, cutting up her body and burning it in grills on his apartment patio, The Houston Chronicle reported.

    The challenge for Shepherd's defense attorneys was to find jurors who could "compartmentalize" the facts of Stewart's slaying as separate from the bizarre story of what happened to her body, the newspaper said.

    "The details are the details, we can't change them, but the details are irrelevant as to whether Tim Shepherd is guilty of murder," said Chip Lewis, Shepherd's defense attorney. "Nothing that happened after Ms. Stewart's death changed the facts about how she died."

    Authorities say Shepherd has confessed to many aspects of the slaying. Court records show police recovered 30 pieces of charred bone and hair from Shepherd's apartment, but Lewis contends there's no DNA evidence proving they belonged to Stewart, making it a case without a body, the Chronicle reported.
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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    NOM NOM NOM
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9

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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    A breast and thigh please :borat:
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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    NOM NOM NOM
    Dude..

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    A breast and thigh please :borat:
    And again, dude...not funny.

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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Quote Originally Posted by jran225
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    NOM NOM NOM
    Dude..

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    A breast and thigh please :borat:
    And again, dude...not funny.

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    Us people who work in professions where you need to deal with such incidents develop a sick sense of humor to deal with it.

    Plus, it was a great straight line for that joke.
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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    Us people who work in professions where you need to deal with such incidents develop a sick sense of humor to deal with it.
    I don't work in such a profession...I guess I'm just sick. :mrgreen:
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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    Us people who work in professions where you need to deal with such incidents develop a sick sense of humor to deal with it.
    I don't work in such a profession...I guess I'm just sick. :mrgreen:
    Guess so :lol:
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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Looks like it can use a little more salt.!!

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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    I love the smell of flesh in the morn'!

    eeeee.....
    "lol retart"

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    Re: Trial Begins for Man who Cooked Girlfriend on Grill

    Omar, tragedy plus time = comedy! So Nom away!

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