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  1. 03-26-2008, 01:34 PM #1
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    Homeland Security is a Joke

    On the same day DHS began taking all 10 fingerprints from foreign visitors instead of only two in the name of national security, it has been revealed that our government is now outsourcing production of blank US passports to overseas contractors. And if you're not disturbed enough by the government not only shipping previously American jobs out of the country, but doing so with THE cornerstone of our border protection policy, it gets better: one of the contractors, in Thailand, has previously been infiltrated by agents who stole secrets for the Chinese!

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbc ... 86493/1001

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    Re: Homeland Security is a Joke

    Thems fightin' words!!!!! :twisted:
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    Re: Homeland Security is a Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    Thems fightin' words!!!!! :twisted:
    LOL!!


    seriously now, how dumb do you have to be to make that kind of a decision. i would like to know exactly why they began outsourcing the blanks. then again, people have been getting thier hands on fakes for years now...
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  4. 03-26-2008, 05:14 PM #4
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    Re: Homeland Security is a Joke

    Because some arse in the GPO thought it would save money. They are now making a profit, the only problem is they are not allowed to make a profit.
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  5. 03-26-2008, 05:55 PM #5
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    Re: Homeland Security is a Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by emshighway
    Because some arse in the GPO thought it would save money. They are now making a profit, the only problem is they are not allowed to make a profit.
    I would be nice if we changed that tune...perhaps if the Gov't agencies were allowed to make a profit the Gov't could lower our Taxes...I have a great idea! Sell ad space on our Money! Hell our money is worthless right now anyway this might help out a bit. Screw Jackson I want to see Ronald McDonald on a 20!
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