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    Fun with security checkpoints

    This dude is more than a little weird!
    http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=v ... d_id=68619
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    Now that is flipping GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost rolled out of my bed laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiss srq
    Now that is flipping GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost rolled out of my bed laughing.
    Pick 1 of 2

    1) You were reading the story on your bed form a laptop

    2) You were doing something on your bed that reminded you of a story you read today and it gave you a giggle?

    Just kidding, If I was a pax behind him I would die laughing!
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    Funny but not a good idea.
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    Sorry, I didn't laugh at all. No better than the jackass with the Arabic T-shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    Sorry, I didn't laugh at all. No better than the jackass with the Arabic T-shirt.
    Agreed.

    This guy also posted photos of the sensitive security areas, which I have a major problem with.
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    Honestly, it wasn't that funny... What did he accomplish and who did he make laugh? Nothing and no one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil D.
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    Sorry, I didn't laugh at all. No better than the jackass with the Arabic T-shirt.
    Agreed.

    This guy also posted photos of the sensitive security areas, which I have a major problem with.
    He didn't shoot the X-Ray or ETD screens so techically he didn't really do anything too bad. Like I said not a great idea though.
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    actually, I have been wanting to do something similar for a while.

    I want to basically take a bag chock full of kinky sex toys and run it though carry-on security. I envisioned pouring a bit of cream and sugar syrup on some of the times (just for effect) as well as sprinkling a bit of bleach in there just for scent.

    I would go through security with bag in hand and once I got to the screener, I'd only look at the screener and shrug my shoulders and deadpan, "I can't help it, we're kinky and horny."

    I figure, if I have to wait in line for so long, why not have a bit of fun. The mundane atmosphere at security leads to lax security and we've got to keep these people on their feet!
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    and that has made all the difference......yet...
    I have a feeling a handle of people are going to be very interested in what I post in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirrodie
    actually, I have been wanting to do something similar for a while.

    I want to basically take a bag chock full of kinky sex toys and run it though carry-on security. I envisioned pouring a bit of cream and sugar syrup on some of the times (just for effect) as well as sprinkling a bit of bleach in there just for scent.

    I would go through security with bag in hand and once I got to the screener, I'd only look at the screener and shrug my shoulders and deadpan, "I can't help it, we're kinky and horny."

    I figure, if I have to wait in line for so long, why not have a bit of fun. The mundane atmosphere at security leads to lax security and we've got to keep these people on their feet!

    Dude, you are awesome ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you just blew my idea out of the water with tat in detail plan ha ha ha ha ha
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    I always always always pack my bags so that, if it needs to be opened, the first thing the screener hits is underwear. Just my way of getting my $5/trip worth of TSA. (Not to mention the $5.3B allocated for FY06)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mateo
    I always always always pack my bags so that, if it needs to be opened, the first thing the screener hits is underwear. Just my way of getting my $5/trip worth of TSA. (Not to mention the $5.3B allocated for FY06)
    And this makes you feel special?? The screener is probably laughing at how small they are.
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