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    Funny Joke

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
    Years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
    Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey I love you!"

    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.....

    I love you, too

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    Bad Experience Tom?
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    You plagiarizer. That's a Maxim joke. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    Bad Experience Tom?
    HAHAHAAHAH!! Post of the week.
    Email me anytime at [email protected].

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex T
    Bad Experience Tom?
    Tom doesn't use vaseline! :lol: :shock:
    The problem with socialism is that you eventually,
    run out of other people’s money.
    ” - Margaret Thatcher

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    [quote=Midnight Mike]
    Quote Originally Posted by "Alex T":9e072
    Bad Experience Tom?
    Tom doesn't use vaseline! :lol: :shock:[/quote:9e072]

    Well that's Phil's choice not mine, ahahahaha

    F all of you!!!! LOLOL


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