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  1. 03-10-2006, 04:47 PM #1
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    LGA Delta Terminal Evacuated

    Got a news alert in the past few minutes that the Delta Terminal at LGA has been evacuated due to a person apparently walking away from a wand search.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  2. 03-10-2006, 04:48 PM #2
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    AP says a man walked away from a checkpoint without his shoes. :roll:
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  3. 03-10-2006, 05:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    AP says a man walked away from a checkpoint without his shoes. :roll:
    Theres gotta be a Jerky Boys joke in there somewhere... :lol:
    "Keep 'em Flying"
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  4. 03-10-2006, 06:12 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_Turner
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    AP says a man walked away from a checkpoint without his shoes. :roll:
    Theres gotta be a Jerky Boys joke in there somewhere... :lol:
    Only if his name was Sol Rosenberg and he also walked away without his glasses. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_Turner
    Quote Originally Posted by GothamSpotter
    AP says a man walked away from a checkpoint without his shoes. :roll:
    Theres gotta be a Jerky Boys joke in there somewhere... :lol:
    It couldn't have been Sol. He would never leave his shoes anywhere. He brings all his shoes and glasses with him...so he has them. :)

    Latest version of the story: a man's shoes tested positive for traces of explosives. Rather than, say, bring over some guys with machine guns, somehow our nation's fine security agents apparently decided to stop paying attention and the guy managed to put his shoes back on and walk away. They evacuated the terminal for 2 hours hoping he'd turn up, but there's no word that they found him.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem.
    All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control.
    I trust you are not in too much distress. —Captain Eric Moody, British Airways Flight 9
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  6. 03-11-2006, 07:39 PM #6
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    brilliant. that's why they're called the thousands standing around...
    it is mathematically impossible for either hummingbirds, or helicopters to fly. fortunately, neither are aware of this.
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