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I will, and I urge you all as well, to use this thread to post random unique, strange and funny quotes tha tyou hear in daily life.
Today, I submit the following. A coworker, obviously not from around here, asked me this question:
"Have you ever heard a horse or a cow pee on a flat rock?"
The other day at lunch I heard "...so I pulled out and saw that the condom had broke."
:shock:
As a colleague used to say..."I'm working flat out....flat out like a lizard drinking"
My grandmother, rest her soul, was ever the optimist. "You're gonna lose...so get used to it."
Walking past two guys on the N train last week: "Once she invites you to bed it's pretty much an invitation to do whatever you want to her."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." —Homer SimpsonQuote:
Originally Posted by wunaladreamin
I overheard this in an elevator in T3 at LHR after I landed from JFK several years ago:
Father: "So you threw up 5 times [on the flight]"
Son: "Yes."
Father: "Drink your seltzer."
"It's a vagina, not a clown car."
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...s/ddcb90c4.jpg
I just seriously spit out what I was drinking! That is FREAKING GREAT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
Thank you, I am here all week :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Bird76
A quote of sorts:
http://www.wachtersinchina.com/image...ebuttcrack.bmp
Hillary Clinton was here in Lafayette, IN the other week, hot on the heels of Obamamama. We were discussing this at the airport; Larry is the Chief CFI at Purdue.
"Hey, Larry, Hillary's coming in later today."
"Yeah, I know. And she's actually using an airplane, not her broomstick!"
Matt, remind me to never get on a US plane again, I don't want to go to sleep on someone's ass
Overheard in Home Depot today:
Young boy to mom: So wait, which one is pregnant, the boy or the girl?
This thread reminds me of the site http://www.overheardinny.com
From http://www.overheardinny.com
10AM Stupid Question, Stupider Answer
Clerk behind counter: Has anyone given you anything to carry on or placed anything in your bags that you aren't aware of?
Passenger: How would I know?
American Airlines Terminal
Kennedy Airport, New York
very wise man today told me "Don't forget that it's always cleaner to wipe from front to back."