Books Written by NYCA Members

I was looking at Amazon.com books and found some great titles.

"Delta CRJs and Other Amazing JFK Aircraft Visitors" by airtrafficcontroller

"56k = NO!!!" by Derf

"My Experiences Flying Liars...I Mean Lears!" by hiss_srq. (Sorry, bro, couldn't resist one more poke)

"Safe and Cautious Side-Ons" by Nick Vollaro

"'Ciao ciao' and Other Obnoxious Ways to End Posts" by Josh May

"Dictionary" by Mirrodie

"I Wear the Pants" by Melanie Rose

"'My Photos are Red' and Other Excuses for the Talentless" by Phil Derner, Jr.


Hope you guys have a sense of humor. Post a few....BE NICE!

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"Dictionary" by Mirrodie

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*Correction* on the Mirrodie book

"Dicttionarriey" by Mirrodie

"You can still buy tickets on TWA" by Tom Alfano

"Nice shots" by AirTrafficController

"Complete Idiot's Guide to: Overusing animated GIFs" by Midnight Mike

"I remember" The memoirs from before the T-Rex By LGA777

Corned Beef and Hash goes great with Potatoes and other great Irish Meals by Tommy Alfano

Pregnant Chicks are Hot and other creepy fetishes by Dr. Craig

Silence- By Eric Duntez

The Yankees naked and other dreams by Nik V

How I could run NWA by Matt Thaler

Daddy it's Iberia!- By G. Gilbert jr.

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Here are some classics: ;)


“'Oh My God, Winglets' and Other Things To Calm Down About” by Tom Alfano

“How To Know If Police Are Coming” by Senga Butts

“You Know?” by Art Brett

“Bodybuilding” by Brian Futterman

“Sam Chui Is God;A Guide to Good Photographers Who Happen to Use Nikon” by Nick Vollaro

“Pink Song Pink Song Pink Song Pink Song Pink Song Pink Song Pink Song” by Melanie Rose

“Post Whoring and Other Ways to Make Friends” by hiss_srq

“KINGMAN BABY!” by Nick Vollaro

"Grammer adn sPelin" by Mirrodie

"Penis Puppetry" by Phil Derner, Jr.

"What?!" by Alex Trude

"The Hills of Ireland's Countryside: A Memoir of My Childhood" by Thomas McAlfano

"Just a Courtesy Call" by Justin Idle

"!@#$%^&*()" by Montague Smith

"A million things to take pictures of", By Fred Miller.

"Talking with your hands", By Mario J. Craig.

"Big men of aviation photography", By Nick Vollaro

"Subway gymnastics", By Phil Derner Jr.

The Astoria Man by Melanie Rose

Eye survival guide in Qatar by Phil D.

A guide to become a hardcore conservative by Tom Alfano

How to love the Iberia A340-600 by Gordon Gebert

How to make pilots your lackys by Hiss srq

Easy way to get a heavily discount ticket for Concorde by Mario J. Craig

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The Astoria Man by Melanie Rose

Eye survival guide in Qatar by Phil D.

A guide to become a hardcore conservative by Tom Alfano

How to love the Iberia A340-600 by Gordon Gebert

How to make pilots your lackys by Hiss srq

Easy way to get a heavily discount ticket for Concorde by Mario J. Craig

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Those were pretty dam good...lol

"Field guide to ticks at the Mounds." By Phil Derner Jr.

If Bin Laden, Hitler, Lenin and a Bunch of Retarded Kids Owned an Airline, it Would Be Awesome Compared to jetBlue By Tom Alfano

If Only I Were A Woman So That I Could Bear Sam Chui's Children: A Love Story By Nick V.

Is It In Yet? By Melanie Rose

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Is It In Yet? By Melanie Rose

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Shhhh, Matt. No one is supposed to know about you and me!

100 days 100 pairs of shoes, Melanie Rose

Learning to drive with Mario, Mario J. Craig

Its a Nikon World, Nick Vollaro

Golf sweaters for the modern man, Nick Vollaro

I'm a pilot! I swear, Ryan Spellman

The Mountain Dew Diet, Art Bret

Living on 2 hours of sleep a night, Mike C

Say what? "the squeal to the highly touted book by Alex P Trude, "what"

The Load Master, Phil Derner Jr. (18 and over only)

DIY Cloning For Fun and Profit By Senga Butts

HAHAHA. That's awesome Matt.


"O Hai, Im Ritin' Ur Bookz" by Matt Molnar

"Ceasar Salad Recipes" by Brian Futterman

"Aireola: How One Letter Can Make Or Break Your Global Catalyst" by Phil Derner, Jr.

"The Moose pees sitting down", the memoirs of a retired Air Force Pilot - Moose

"How To Look Hot" & other Microsoft Photo Editor Secrets - Mel

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"I remember" The memoirs from before the T-Rex By LGA777

Pregnant Chicks are Hot and other creepy fetishes by Dr. Craig

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"Complete Idiot's Guide to: Overusing animated GIFs" by Midnight Mike

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These are my favorites so far!!!!

"How to pull off that black dress and 1 inch heel look: A fashion guide" by Alext T

"I swear, the AA 757 with winglets is RARE!" - Gordon Gebert

"Cool, sweet, awesome and other single-word phrases" by AirTrafficController

"I would just like to remind you of my trip: A travel planning guide" by JetBlueAirways Fan

"Ticks are evil: How to avoid tick bites" by Phil Derner Jr.

"The Red Tail is God: A guide to liking something everyone else hates" Matt Thaler

Got another one

"Get some balls: A guide to soccer" Jakub

How to make anything seem deep-Phil Derner Jr.

How not to make a Shania Twain music video on MSN messenger by Alex Trude

A Story of a boy and his Kiosk, Alex P. Trude (private joke)

My struggle with jaggies, Mario J. Craig

The Life and Times of Johan Lundgren, Nick Volaro

A Dummies guide on dating, Bobby Cantone

Buddy, Ron Peel

A guide to ripping phone books apart and other displays of machismo, Phil Derner Jr.

A Polacks guide to proper camera settings, Matt Celmer

Tommy those are hilarious

It's Not Common! - by Bill Striffler

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"Get some balls: A guide to soccer" Jakub

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"The Ultimate Planespotter's Guide to Birdwatching" by Florian - INNflight

"How to Wear Gilligan Hats and Still Be Fashionable" by Tom Alfano

Ok only John (aka the Moose) will understand this one from today (9/2)

Street Side Photography Lessons, By Tom and Moose.

That's a good one, Tom. Man, we sure ran into some unique folks this weekend!

"Yeah, no." by Mario Craig

Tips for the whipped man-Justin Idle

Why I hate JAL by Josh May

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100 days 100 pairs of shoes, Melanie Rose

Learning to drive with Mario, Mario J. Craig

Its a Nikon World, Nick Vollaro

Golf sweaters for the modern man, Nick Vollaro

I'm a pilot! I swear, Ryan Spellman

The Mountain Dew Diet, Art Bret

Living on 2 hours of sleep a night, Mike C

Say what? "the squeal to the highly touted book by Alex P Trude, "what"

The Load Master, Phil Derner Jr. (18 and over only)

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You kids are harsh, sheesh.

Advanced In-Flight Knife Defense, by Phil Derner Jr.

You should change the topic name to Books Written by NYCAviation Board Members.

Living my life as Nick Jr. Jakub...however you spell his last name

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Living my life as Nick Jr. Jakub...however you spell his last name

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Tommy you know better than that...

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Got another one

"Get some balls: A guide to soccer" Jakub

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What are you trying to suggest? Sorry I'm not that type.

"Tailgate Parties" By Tom Alfano

"Hairy Puncta" by Brian Futterman

"Rare Photos" by Josh Akbar

"I've Got Sunshine... on 2 Hours Sleep" by Midnight Mike

"An Introspective Analysis of Mario's Moon Over Maho Beach Masterpiece" By Nick Vollaro

"Legacy Airlines" by Ron Peel

"Dr. EMSHIGHWAY: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TSA" by emshighway

"Uber-Rare Photos" By Senga Butts

"An Introspective Analysis of Rest Stop Restrooms (featuring an interview by Sen. Larry Craig) " By Nick Vollaro

"How to Train Your Woman" by Phil Derner Jr.

"How to Make Your Man Think He's in Control" by Melanie Rose

"Spotting LGA from Inside the US Open" by Eric Dunetz

"Pushing the Envelope in Aviation Photography" by Gordon Gerbert

And the newly revised edition:
"An Retrospective Analysis on How to Decipher Dr. Craig's Typos" by NYCAviation Board Members

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"Rare Photos" by Josh Akbar

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I don't have the slightest clue what that is supposed to refer to. Please explain. Thank you.

I think mine and Mel's were the only ones from Mario's post that DID make sense.

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I think mine and Mel's were the only ones from Mario's post that DID make sense.

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I know what most of them mean. Its one of those..."you had to be there"

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"Rare Photos" by Josh Akbar

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I don't have the slightest clue what that is supposed to refer to. Please explain. Thank you.

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Since you have so many rare photos, a book is warranted. And Senga's pics are ridiculously rare! 8)

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I think mine and Mel's were the only ones from Mario's post that DID make sense.

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I know what most of them mean. Its one of those..."you had to be there"[/quote:5365a]

Yeah, Phil. You were working too much