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Inspired tonight by a severely romantic comment, this thread is now dedicated to our administrator...and the ****ed up or twisted things he says on a daily basis.
I'll start you off with this doozy, uttered just moments ago:
"Am I getting any tonight, or should I rub one down in the shower?"
How remarkably suave. :?
Feel free to add anything you feel falls into this category.
I know it isn't Valentine's Day, but I like to throw my baby sweet nothings like that once in a while. lol
But hey, not to bash "him", but at least I show my face and a little personality, unlike other aviation site administrators. ;)
I've planned entire days around getting laid. We like seriously do need to know these things ahead of time.
Very well put and to the point, but isn't the correct term "rub one out"?Quote:
Originally Posted by phil d
Ah I know a good one. Phil really is a hit with the ladies... Set the stage, LA, Oct 2005 bar with a couple B and C list celebs, annoying girl bothering Phil.
Phil's dashing response to her... "I knew I've seen you before, you were in the Rocky Horror Picture show."
Girl exits stage left, ahahahahaha
Sheesh Phil, you smooth talker you, talk about the Ultimate Leg Spreader! HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellyrose
By the way Phil, I hope you cleaned the shower when you were finished... :shock:
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Phil did not pop a Viagra yet, so, rub one down would have been correct. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by NIKV69
"Get out of my butt!"
-Anonymous
Now we know WHO the anonymous guy is, huh Mel ;)
Herbal tea just came out of my nose and my coworkers are looking at me funny now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirrodie
I'll leave Phil to explain this one. :twisted:
There was no need....due to no mess....due to... :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
I always thought it was Tom yelling that to phil perhaps.... :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirrodie
That was just too easy Alex. I almost took it but decided at this point, it's far too cliched. ;)
Phil shoots blanks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mellyrose
****, some guys are quick to backstab the second a chick is present, huh? lol
LA was a good time. Hwoever, I spent a lot of my time publicly berating fools in social scenes. Those days are now behind me.....until I go back to LA. lol
As for the butt comment.....I won't go there. ;)
but it still had to be said :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mellyrose
As for the butt comment.....I won't go there.
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Uh, ahem, well, apparently, its a no fly zone anyway, so you AREN'T going there ;)
"You pushed on not an ok push-place."
Melanie said this about 37 seconds ago. You figure it out.
okay although i have no quotes i just wanted to say to Phillip right here and right now.
If you show me another ****in dick puppet i will come to your place and rearrange your fricken face.
Did you push the wrong button? :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil D.
One of the talents Phil is particularly proud of. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyder