Coworkers...

So one day at work, I'm in the men's room, and some big guy comes up to the urinal next to me. I'm talking Louie Anderson big. Never saw the guy before around the building.

Out of nowhere, he says to me "I haven't been able to see my thing in years." Not knowing just how to respond, I said "Why don't you diet?"
He gave me a worried look and asked "Why, what color is is now?" :shock:

LOL Tommy hit the nail on the head. Auditors are no fun...

Wow Moose, that's just shocking, but you came up with a great response!

Phil is an office Bully.......Sorry I had to Out you Phil!