Originally Posted by FlyingColors
When going to IKEA you need some props and tack.
For starters, forget about picking out your maximum vantage point.
Loners get attacked immediately. You have to park near other cars to appear "normal"
I've be told by cops they don't even want people to look at the airport!
Walk yourself into the lobby of IKEA and get a free catalog. Return to your car and slap it on the dash so it can be seen. If your timing is good you can "read it" while the patrol is passing by. Why piss off a customer?
Light Poles: look around, they have added cameras to some of them-watch out.
Elizabeth cops: love to park right by the fence. If so-you can "forgetttabouuti Tony"
Drive around and pray he gets a call about the last french cruller at DDs.
