More tales from my office....live right now.

I've come to the conclusion I need to setup a Webcam and start recording the goings on here. As I type this, my coworker next to me who joined Weight Watchers, some of you know of him...Lenny. Lenny is in the process of looking up the nutrition value of Grey Goose Vodka...but he found on their website an area that tells you how to burn off the calories from drinking an average martini...Now Lenny is rather loud..He proceeds to tell me along with the entire first floor that "MODERATE SEXUAL ACTIVITY FOR 45 MINS BURNS OFF A MARTINI."

How soon you think until he gets a visit from HR. Oh btw another Co-Worker just yelled out..drinking Red Bull Sugar free will help you live longer. Don't ask where that came from but this is life at my office.