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Taxiing out in DFW, AA F100 about 3 airplanes in front of me was doing the CRAWL to the gate. Guy behind him has enough and asks ground "could you ask the American if he could pick it up?". American Capt. responds with "yeah, let me give it a little more thrust." and simultaneously opens the tail cone speed brakes while keying up and either farting in his mike for real or with his mouth I couldn't tell. About ran off the taxiway I was laughing so hard. Made the FO taxi for a while.
