Aviaton Stories

From the 747 Thread... I felt this needed it's own thread

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Originally Posted by Phil D.

Fred, I can't tell if you're serious.
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ahahahahah rrright, If I EVER make a serious statmenet like that, please ban me! :borat:

I do have serious true comments that sound like BulIshlt.... Lets see if anyone can find the following statement that is NOT true

1. Why fog IS dangerous for jet engines and does damage over time
2. The first time I was sent Blue Ice....
3. Getting drunk in a 747 cockpit
4. ...That was the second time in one week I was almost hit by a helicopter
5. ...Then the bomb went off in the terminal and I was thrown out of the cockpit of the 747SP and dragged down the stairs...thrown into a truck and was raced at high speed back to the hangar.
6. The first time I was in the 707 simulator
7. Hand flying a 747
8. cranking down a 727 nose gear....IN FLIGHT

I have many more but I am tired of typing!

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1. Why fog IS dangerous for jet engines and does damage over time
2. The first time I was sent Blue Ice....
3. Getting drunk in a 747 cockpit
4. ...That was the second time in one week I was almost hit by a helicopter
7. Hand flying a 747
8. cranking down a 727 nose gear....IN FLIGHT

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Well I've heard these stories before from Fred (some a few times ;) ) So I'd have to say the bomb one.

I believe #5 is the imposter. I've heard #2,4,6,7 & 8.

Wrong :borat:

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Originally Posted by Derf

......find the following statement that is NOT true........

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This was the only statement I made that was not true! ;)