Some Pirate Jokes

Here are two pirate jokes.

1. What's a Pirate's favorite way to get around NYC?
The aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr train (R train)

2. I saw this great pirate film last night--it was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


That is all. Happy Friday!

Usually with bad jokes, you get the sound of a one handed clap.

Fortunately, pirates already have one hand and you can't actually tell how little applause there is.

What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Arrrrrrrrby's.

Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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Originally Posted by moose135

Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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Sorry, couldn't resist, after all it is Maarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrch.

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Originally Posted by moose135

Avast, me hearties, you need to save these for a while - September 19 is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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My school mascot is the pirate, we always have fun on Talk like a pirate day!

So Bill Clinton and Captain Hook are sitting in a lounge in heaven talking and Clinton looks to MR. Hook and asks him why he became a pirate. Captain hook replies "for plunder and booty!" So than the pirate asks him why he would want such a crazy job as to be a President. to which Clinton looks over with a smirk and says "Oh I just wanted to PLUNDER the booty"