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Notice to all airmen...(that's nyca members to you ;) )
Effective Immediately
Our son will no longer be called the Flight Engineer.
After many repeated and effective strategic bombings, preceded by natural gas attacks, he is now to be regarded as the Bombadier.
LOL!! i see you guys are having fun...
You mean Bombardier?
You call him a regional jet????
Best wishes to you all....
Art
NO, I mean he was a bomber.
actually, considering yesterday's events, he's now a missle launcher. A real top gun!
Mario, wait until you see the gift I got for the baby. Almost kinda relates.
Watch out for the Strafing runs when you go to change the diaper......
those are worse than the bombing runs!!! :lol: :wink:
FLARE FLARE!
WEll, that was the missile staccato yesterday!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Derf
Five minutes ago, another strafing run was held. Emphasis on "run". But I foiled the savage attempted attack that was heading :shock: for my shirt!
Hint....WET WIPE!!!!
Baby boys feel the freedom and the cool air on the wet little wanker and......
LOOSE FIREHOSE!! LOOSE FIREHOSE!!!! The trick is
AS YOU PULL BACK THE DIAPER, COVER THE THINGIE WITH THE WET
WIPE AND KEEP IT THERE UNTIL THE OTHER DIAPER IS POWDERED
AND READY! IT IS A LAW, LEARN IT FAST OR DO LOTS MORE LAUNDRY!
I have lots more tips from many years of use. ;)
I know, I have it down pat!
But unfortunately, the little guy had no mercy for mom and launch missles yesterday. Casualties were high.
I will continue to amass such tips though!