Sorry if this takes it off topic, but Mel and I got onto a plane a couple weeks ago and we heard a conversation between two men two rows back:
Man 1: Excuse me, you're in my seat."
Man 2: "No, 6A. It's mine"
1: "Can I see your ticket?"
2: (hands it over)
1: "You're on the wrong plane. This one's is going to New York."
2: "OH MY GOD, I NEED TO GO TO CHICAGO!!!!"
What a dick.
