Not often that you'll see me post a link, but this sounds like I wrot eit. I love it.
http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm
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Not often that you'll see me post a link, but this sounds like I wrot eit. I love it.
http://funny2.com/mensrules.htm
so true...
ahaha my favorite:
"Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her."
Oh that is great!!!!Quote:
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
ya know... handbags aren't that exciting to me
now shoes... oooooooooooh i love shoes!
that's really all that needed to be said. i love when you drop a date off home after a long night, and like at the exact point in which the car door closes you release the biggest fart in the entire world and go for the soothing scratch of bliss.Quote:
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
You wait for the car door to close? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyder
nasties!
You guys need to listen to Tom Leykis
*Never spend more than $40 on a date.
*Never date a single mother.
*When going out to dinner, eat before, when at the restaurant, order a salad.
Basically, his motto is "How to get more tail for less"
Oh, & Yaas, his principles work for women as well, it helps to know how men think.
http://blowmeuptom.com/
Here is a clip from his show:
http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/101_faq.mp3
http://blowmeuptom.com/audio/clips/club-curves.mp3
what can i say, i'm a gentlemen.Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Bird76
Tom Leyis is GREAT!!!!!! he use to be on the air in NY but 92.7 changed formats and no more Tom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
not that I'm a single mom or anything, and I haven't gone to the site so i dont know if it's just being silly or not, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Mike
...ah I'm not going to get into it
and what a horrible change! i used to love that station :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Bird76