Infidel's Revenge Terror Prevention Pen

"In the extreme heat of a terrorist explosion the components in the pens' chambers combine, and vaporize. The result is a fine atomized mist of fully active, reconstituted porcine plasma (pig's blood) permeating the entire scene; defiling the flesh and soul of the suicide bomber; paradise lost for terrorists and incentive eliminated for would-be-terrorists. Our products are safe, non-toxic and do not affect the eternity of infidels."

http://www.susbloodlabs.com

ahaha that is great. See the problem with our campaign in Iraq is we're using the wrong weapons. All we need to do is haul over about 50,000 pigs and let them invade Iraq, problem solved. They can't shoot the pigs because they'll have pig's blood in the soil. The only thing they can do is run. We've been going about this all wrong. Time to send in General Porky Pig.