Yaas

...is laying on my bed right now.

I'm not even getting any.

She's looking at my plane models. On her own, she just identified an AE ERJ-145. I never even taught her ****.

With her coolness and knowledge of planes, I decided that I'm going to auction her off on E-Bay.

Though the auction will start low to attract buyers at 6 cents, I will set a high "Buy It Now" price of 40 cents.

Need I also mention she has ass for days.

Don't forget to include the PayPal financing option...no payments for up to 12 months.

I'll take the buy it now option, Phil you know my address, U can ship her out tomorrow..

i object!

do you accept food stamps?

She is lying on your bed Phil. That means in your bedroom, and you aren't getting any? I thought you had some game!


Auction on ebay? This is getting weird! :shock: